Oh the laughter. Especially on a Friday morning at work, when you are not really supposed to be laughing (uncontrollably at times).
Thank you WillyFerrell for making my Friday hilarious.
“Nowadays, all you hear are songs where guys want to hook up with you. Back then, The Beatles just wanted to hold your hand.” [link]
“Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits infront of you.” [link]
“I got 99 cookies cause a bitch ate one.” [link]
“\__/ <=== this is my care cup. Do you see how f-cking empty it is?” [link]
“How I feel when I wake up: ❒ Like P. Diddy ❒ Like a plastic bag ❒ Like a G6 ✔ Like going back to sleep.” [link]
“Next time you feel a sneeze coming on, yell out “PIKA!” right before the sneeze.” [link]
“I’m pretty sure the asshole that put the extra ‘r’ in February is the same guy who thought up the spelling for Wednesday…” [link]
“Makeup can make you look pretty on the outside, but it won’t help if you’re ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the makeup…” [link]
“I hate it when I laugh and my ass falls off.” [link]
“If I had Morgan Freeman’s voice I would sit in a corner and talk to myself for days.” [link]
“Damn! not only did you fall off of the ugly tree but you hit every branch on your way down.” [link]
Right, before I post his entire Twitter feed, he gets serious too.
“Never be afraid to try something new. Because life gets boring when you stay within the limits of what you already know.” [link]